- BRAIN CELL cuz i need to replace the ones i fried in my day!
- WHITE BLOOD CELL cuz the immune system luuuvz'em!
- H.I.V. so we can kick his nasty ass & beat it to a pulp!!!
find your own frennemy plushies:
- Giant Microbes website
anyhew...
on December 6th, let me remind you all that many parts of the "western" world, such as my Belgian homeland, celebrate Saint Nicolas Day... he was REAL. Santa Claus is only a lose interpretation of Saint Nicolas conveniently fabricated in the US of A by the Coca-Cola company, for their advertising campaign, and to boost end of the year sales... genius! anyhew, so lets be real on December 6th, and give each other a little realness without the coke infused aspirations!!!
Saint Nicolas is the patron saint of students & children. On December 6th, children (and now adults as well) receive gifts from Saint Nicolas (aka Père Noël on December 25th , trans. Father Christmas). Saint Nicolas travels with his "shadow", a dark companion called Père Fouettard (trans. "Father Whip" aka Peter The Black aka Bogyman) who follows Saint Nicolas & reminds him of just how each child has behaved during the past year. Saint Nicolas rewards wise children with presents. Père Fouettard seeks the misbehaving ones for a spanking or to correct them with his long black whip... this is sooo christian... or "perfected jewishness" as crazy kookoo gaga retard fuckface dimwit arrogantly offensive ann coulter would put it! ummm, i digress...
here's an illustration of my patron saint & his shadow:
Saint Nicolas is the patron saint of students & children. On December 6th, children (and now adults as well) receive gifts from Saint Nicolas (aka Père Noël on December 25th , trans. Father Christmas). Saint Nicolas travels with his "shadow", a dark companion called Père Fouettard (trans. "Father Whip" aka Peter The Black aka Bogyman) who follows Saint Nicolas & reminds him of just how each child has behaved during the past year. Saint Nicolas rewards wise children with presents. Père Fouettard seeks the misbehaving ones for a spanking or to correct them with his long black whip... this is sooo christian... or "perfected jewishness" as crazy kookoo gaga retard fuckface dimwit arrogantly offensive ann coulter would put it! ummm, i digress...
here's an illustration of my patron saint & his shadow:
10 days till Bogyman comes knocking...
are you ready for your spanking?
